Friday, 21 April 2017

Vote 1 Curious Man




Curious Man For President!















The Curious Man would love to live in France for a little while without any financial pain on his part, and he's thought up a way to make his dream come true: just run for president!

There are a number of reasons why The Curious Man would make a great president.

For a start, he's happy to mix it with the locals:
In San Sebastian, trying to argue his and the NW's way into a private men's club-gourmet focussed-men do the cooking. Okay, technically not a local....



He's really good at cost cutting measures-

Two vintage French plates and cutlery for 3 Euros.



He's a big supporter of the arts:
In Mirepoix..

and small business:


Market Day in Mirepoix


big supporter of the confectionary business...18 euros later. in St Girons.


He's interested in effective defence mechanisms:


knife shopping in St. Girons
is keen to expand the housing industry, particularly in the area of run-down chateaus




Talked his way into a comprehensive impromptu tour of grand Chateau Gudanes-currently undergoing restoration by an Australian couple .  "Finish your house and die."



he's really working on learning the language:




he'll appeal to the animal loving voters:


Enjoying a cuppa with Sebel, in St Lizier. Curious Man was a guest in his Maison six years ago..


CM and his NW came a long way to visit this exotic birds and birds of prey  'donjon"......



..only  to have, of all things,  a cockatoo land on his arm and then fly away for the photo....

Very good with diplomacy-Cats that look like Hitler...Cordes sur Ciel...

And, now he's a national hero!!
It happened like this.
A couple of weeks back, the CM and his NW were heading towards France via Guernica 


and San Sebastian 


(yes, It's in Spain, but near enough)  


They were travelling along the  coast road which was beautiful-quite like the Ocean Road, especially the parts with gum trees! And they pretty much had it to themselves- until a massive truck pulled out in front of them as they left the pretty fishing village of Leiteko. 


Oh well, they thought, just gives us more time to enjoy the scenery. The road was twisty and steep and narrow and then it split in two. The Curious Man's side was through a rock pass and really narrow. They watched the  truck enter the very narrow pass and almost instantly its back wheel went into the ditch. Nice Wife, who was driving, stopped and reversed a bit  and they sat there for a while as a line of cars built up behind them...


They watched the truck struggling to get out of the ditch, the line of cars getting  longer and longer, and  the truck's hazard lights flashing on and off.

Suddenly, something came over The Curious Man. He jumped out, squeezed past the truck, and disappeared.  


Yes, he had gone to valiantly guide the driver (English truck-right hand drive, Englishwoman-not that there's anything wrong with that) .

It was a very tricky manoeuvre and took quite a while. The truck moved back and forth by inches. Other guys went over to help but they realised the Curious Man was there, so they wandered sadly back to their cars, forced to face the truth of  their own inadequacies.
    
 Then suddenly the truck was through and dozens of French people could continue on their way. 




Curious Man had saved the day! Yay! What a hero! 
Of course the truck was still in front of them and the road was still narrow and winding with a sheer drop on the coast side with no chance to pass, but they were content to enjoy the scenery and bask in the glory of the CM's achievements.

And then..
..another tunnel, this one with a roof -an arched roof!  
The truck was no sooner in than she was stuck again. It was much more serious this time. Not only were the sides hemming her in but the roof with its arch looked like the truck would never make it.



Hazard lights again, same long line of cars. Curious Man, undaunted, jumps out.
This time it takes even longer. CM guiding, the truck moving forward imperceptibly, back and forth, back and forth, back and forth,
and then, it was through!
Literally by millimetres!  

And as the truck proceeded on its merry way and The Curious Man returned, he appeared to be bathed in a dazzling light as if the very gods in the heavens were endorsing him as the rightful leader of the French people...

Wow! What a guy!

President material for sure...





Sunday, 2 April 2017

Return of the Curious Man



We are pleased to inform you that the Curious Man has survived his 'accidental' fall from the ramparts of the Monsanto Castle.

The CM's Nice Friends, although vaguely enjoying the sensation of a journey without him, were never worried because they knew that the CM would always land on his feet.




     `Hey! Where did everyone go? Guys?


CMNWNFNH tries to disguise himself under a roof tile...




“Oh..you're back,” says NW. “We wondered where you'd got to...”
It was time to flee Monsanto before questions started being asked. 



CM and Co head for Coimbra, 



On the way, CM rings the Coimbra accomodation and asks the Portuguese host in French, if she speaks English...

Everyone is happy CM survived...


Coimbra is the home of the world's second oldest university.

Undergrads from the the Faculty of Juggling preparing for their exams


It also houses a gorgeous library  

unfortunately too gorgeous to allow its picture to be taken-these are just some old books in the basement


and a medieval prison for recalcitrant students  where CMNWNF reads the riot act



and CM and CMNWNFNH make sure they've paid their library fines...  





and of course, Coimbra has the obligatory tiles...

 



very steep stairs..



and street art..





It's hit 20 degs so time to get the sandals out....




Coimbra also has some lovely shops..



and signposts.

shopping for a miracle 


and faux pianos with faux pianists..








It was here, at the Garden of the Mermaid, that CM and his mates were involved in a car accident.
But it was not CM's fault! The Portuguese host who did speak English (and luckily French) took CM &Co on a little sightseeing tour. Five minutes after boasting about what a good driver she was, she bumped into the car in front.
 No-one was hurt except for the host's pride and her boss's car and no one could blame the CM. 

See? Miracles do occur! 





Sunday, 26 March 2017

Missing in Monsanto


                                                                                                            March 25th 2017

Attention Curious Man fans!

We regret to inform you that an incident occurred here in Monsanto, the Most Portuguese Village' in Portugal.



The Curious Man and his Nice Wife arrived here yesterday with their lovely companions, Nice Wife's Nice Friend (NWNF) and Nice Wife's Nice Friend's Husband (NWNFH). The village. shrouded in mist and dripping with rain, looked beautiful in the evening light.


And the four companions enjoyed it very much, wandering the streets, marvelling at the houses squashed between and under giant granite boulders and feasting on Portuguese delicacies.



But next morning, something strange seemed to come over the NW.


Maybe it was the umbrella saga or the missed plane or the stuff up about the car pick-up. Perhaps it was the incident in the restaurant the night before when the CM coerced and confused the waiter, who had very little English, into explaining in Portuguese to a local lady why we couldn't buy her home-made pomanders because of the Australian Customs laws...
...but something just seemed to snap..

"If there was ever a place, this has to be it," thought the NW...

And so the plan was enacted....

The Set Up

The Lure
The Act

The Deed is Done
NWNFNH ponders life sans CM. NW cleans up the evidence, deleting all traces of CM from her phone.

NWNF wonders what's taking them so long...


NW ponders life sans CM